this paper i just can’t

french revolution i love you. i’m all about you. but i just don’t want to write this paper augghhhh whyyyy.

this paper is only four pages. why am i putting up such a fight? because watching Marie Antoinette for the FIVE HUNDREDTH FUCKING TIME is obviously more entertaining than writing about how Diderot used The Nun as an incredibly transparent criticism of the Old Regime. that’s why.

(seriously i love this movie, i can pretty much recite the lines as they say them. THE BEST EVERRR.)

it’s such an intense dose of frilly girly shit, i just eat that shit up. i want frills and ribbons and pastel colors EVERYWHERE.

(p.s. Diderot your book was only entertaining because it read like a scandalous gossip column/had lots of nudey bits. suzanne is actually super obnoxious and the worst sympathetic character ever. i can’t believe a: that you thought the Marquis du Croismare would actually fall for this shit and b: that the Marquis du Croismare actually fell for this shit. anyway you have now earned the dubious honor of being my least favorite Enlightenment thinker, purely based on suzanne’s character. Rousseau ftw.)

(actually Rousseau was a total dick to women, but i’ll let it slide since i pretty much think of myself as a dude half the time anyway. also he’s dead. and also pretty much everyone was a dick to women back then, so what can you do? just not enough time in the day to go around punching dead guys in the dick for being misogynists, i got shit to do.)