empress dowager cixi, you are the ultimate troll.

history of modern china is the best you guys. THE BEST.

i am struggling to decide which of my classes i like more. 

chinese class does not win. it is like being in a room with a bunch of seventh graders, my classmates are just….ugh.

we’re learning birthdays. which is the ultimate topic of dread for me.

“your birthday is december 20th?!? omg cool, mine’s the 18th! were you born in ‘91 too?!?!??”

“‘87.”

“‘87!? WOOOOW. i guess it’s never to late to learn, eh?”

;__;

i feel ancient.

and why the fuck is everyone on facebook getting engaged/married???

ughhh so many jealous feelings! i get really disgruntled by all these engagement ring photos. i’ve been with my boyfriend for EIGHT YEARS i deserve marriage more than you!

i totally called michael and cried at him about it. :( danielle is sad immature panda of jealous rage.

i am genuinely happy for people, but jesus. i just want to be married.

(mostly this translates to “i just want to freaking live with michael”/all of my anxiety over the possibility of him moving far away for med school.)

(i will now post pictures of obscenely girly wedding shit to make myself feel better.)

a-like so:

dream dress i will have you. YOU WILL BE MINE.

also engagement ring: it will be like this:

but with a heart in the middle like this: 

what’s that? pink sapphires aren’t used in engagement rings? SCREW YOU YOU’RE JEALOUS.

oh my goodness i feel better already. <3